LIFE ON EASY STREET

March 9th, 2011

I wrote about a mysterious VHS tape and a Total Slacker music video for VICE

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I have this VHS tape labeled “Slap Happy” that was given to me by a friend who works as a porn actress. She doesn’t remember where it came from. The first hour of the tape is this weird old lady doing some kind of calisthenics routine for seniors around the edge of her bed. It involves a lot of clapping. There is no soundtrack and she does not talk at any point. I’m not sure whether it’s actually a workout video or performance art or what, but it is one of the most hypnotic and creepy things I’ve ever seen.

About a year ago I brought it over to Tucker’s house so we could watch it on the roof along with Nightmare on Elm Street 3 while drinking beer with our shirts off. At some point I got drunk and left without the tape, which gave Tucker the opportunity to steal its contents and make a music video for his band. The song is called “Life On Easy Street (uCouldDieInBedstuy)” and it’s about how life is pretty easy but the video kind of suggests that you could die in Bed-Stuy. I predict that if Tucker dies in Bed-Stuy it will be from falling off of his roof while making videos.

Read at Vice Magazine: LIFE ON EASY STREET – Viceland Today

Long Distance Poison at Psychotropa

February 26th, 2011

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Live visuals for Long Distance Poison at Psychotropa on February 26th, 2011

Suckers at Bowery Ballroom

February 25th, 2011

Live visuals for Suckers at Bowery Ballroom on February 25th, 2011

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Photos by Jessica Lawson & Matthew Caron

Read a show review at CMJ

350 BROADWAY GOT HUSSLED!

February 22nd, 2011

I shot a special performance by Hussle Club at Mishka’s 350 Broadway storefront in Brooklyn with photographer Chris Person for the Mishka Bloglin

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Hussle Club – Quaranteenagers // Live @ 350 Broadway from ????? Bloglin on Vimeo.

Read 350 BROADWAY GOT HUSSLED! and watch Hussle Club’s entire set at the Mishka Bloglin

MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES JOHN MAUS

February 15th, 2011

Photographs and a few words about a John Maus concert for Vice Magazine

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John Maus is a philosopher, professor, and musical composer who used to perform with Ariel Pink and Panda Bear. Nowadays he’s more or less exclusively a solo act. When he performs, Maus hits a button on his sequencer and launches into the most passionate, sweaty karaoke act you’ve ever seen, alternately jabbing his eye or his heart with the microphone while spit dribbles down his chin. My girlfriend loves John Maus. She says she loves John Maus because “he’s a mentally ill creep and hella hunky.” My girlfriend says I “should also note that he basically wears a uniform every day of his life: a button up shirt and New Balances. I’ve never seen him perform in anything else.” Here is my girlfriend’s hella hunky love at Market Hotel a few nights ago.

Read the rest at Vice Magazine

I ONLY CAME HERE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU

February 14th, 2011

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I put together a mixtape called I ONLY CAME HERE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU for FREE LOVE II, a collection of mixtapes curated by Impose Magazine in honor of Valentine’s Day. This mix and the accompanying original photograph should appeal to horny weirdos.


PLAYLIST

01 Molly Nilsson – Whiskey Sour
02 John Maus – Just Wait Til Next Year
03 Psychic TV – As Tears Go By
04 Gary Wilson – And Then I Kissed Your Lips
05 Brian Wilson – Mona
06 The Blue Rondos – Little Baby
07 Batter Recharger – Love Is Strange
08 The Moldy Peaches – MC Kracka’s Advice
09 Betty White – X Rated
10 Tonetta – 81 Inch Prime Ass
11 Ariel Pink – One More Time
12 R. Stevie Moore – I Wanna Hit You

MP3 – I ONLY CAME HERE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU

FREE LOVE II at Impose Magazine

Mishka Spring 2011 Lookbook Teaser Video

February 10th, 2011

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????? Spring 2011 Lookbook [Teaser Video] from ????? Bloglin on Vimeo.

Spring 2011 Lookbook Teaser Video for Mishka
Directed, shot and edited by Matthew Caron

Featuring: Neon Indian, Suckers, Das Racist, Roofeeo, CREEP, Hussle Club, Fostercare, BL§§D OU†, AraabMuzik, AC Slater & The Captain (of Trouble & Bass), Stalley and photographer Marley Kate

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The Mishka Spring 2011 Lookbook Teaser Video on Hypebeast

The Mishka Spring 2011 Lookbook Teaser Video on High Snobiety

The Mishka Spring 2011 Lookbook Teaser Video on NickyDigital.com

The Mishka Spring 2011 Lookbook Teaser Video on Freshness

KILL WITH VIDEO: THE DVD

February 7th, 2011

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    Kill With Video: The DVD

Directed and edited by The Vidiot aka Matthew Caron
also featuring The Creepy Touch starring The Toilet Cobra aka Nick Gazin
Running Time: 180 minutes
Packaging and graphic design by Matthew Caron
DVD authoring by Jordan Fish

Kill With Video features a 90 minute megamix of the best episodes of my weekly web series for Mishka, reedited exclusively for this disc, with an additional three episodes included as bonus content.

As of this week, if you spend $100 at Mishka’s 350 Broadway storefront or online you’ll also be getting a FREE copy of the Kill With Video DVD, while supplies last.

From the opening salvo of “Pizza Krazy” to the hilarious “Pon De Rollins” and the triumphant “My Internet Girlfriend” this thing is a winner. Throw it on at a party, turn on your vaporizer, eat an 1/8 of mushroom, sit back and enjoy the high of your life! We guarantee you’ll be passing this DVD on to friends and showing it every chance you get.

But that’s not all! You’re also getting all 10 episodes of The Vidiot and Toilet Cobra’s (AKA Nick Gazin) The Creepy Touch, his funny and strange series of interviews with artists like Nobunny to his calamitous and awkward interview with Suckers. His even scarier interaction with Big Apple Graphics and of course his trip to the horror convention with his dear old dad.

They’re as good and awkward as you remember and they’re even better back to back. And if you’ve never seen a Creepy Touch? Get ready folks cuz U ’bout 2 get touched and you’re gunna like it!

- Whole Milk via The Mishka Bloglin

Hussle Club “Loose Tights” Music Video

February 4th, 2011

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Hussle Club – Loose Tights from Matthew Caron on Vimeo.

Hussle Club “Loose Tights”
2011 Mishka Records
Directed by Matthew Caron
Cinematography by Chris Person

Loose Tights premiered on the Mishka Bloglin on February 4, 2011

Loose Tights was featured on The Culture of Me

Loose Tights was featured on All, Everyone United

Loose Tights was featured on Welikeit.indie

Loose Tights was featured on nightlife photographer Nicky Digital’s blog

Loose Tights was featured on I HEART COMIX

Loose Tights was featured on Driven By Boredom: The Tumblr

Loose Tights and Hussle Club were featured on Afro-Punk

RAD, MAN

January 13th, 2011

I interviewed Pete Feigenbaum of Dinowalrus for Vice Magazine

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Read RAD, MAN at Vice Magazine