Archive for the ‘The Creepy Touch’ Category

The Creepy Touch Episode 10: Toilet Cobra Jumps The Shark & Fucks With Suckers

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

In this episode: If each episode of the Creepy Touch is like one of ICP’s joker’s cards then this. the tenth, is like the Wraith. That’s because it’s the final one. Watch the Toilet Cobra become increasingly aggressive as he attempts to interview the increasingly passive rock group, Suckers. See as he victimizes them and later becomes a victim himself. You’ve been creepily touched for the last time.

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin

The Creepy Touch! Episode 9: The Mad Decent Block Party

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

In this episode: Toilet Cobra goes to Philadelphia on a bus that smells like shit and dicks and has fun bouncing around like a doofus to deafening rhythmic music. He spoke to some other doofuses about stupid shit. It’s that kind of show. Stupid people talking about stupid shit. Also the long awaited Diplo interview in which we delve into his early years and he explains why he makes gang sign hand gestures whenever his photo is taken. Skerrit Bwoy also makes an appearance and tells the uninitiated about his village.

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin

The Creepy Touch! Episode 8: Jon Langford of The Mekons!

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

In this episode: Toilet Cobra meets Jon Langford of the legendary punk band The Mekons and spends most of the interview asking Jon about his penis. What a dirty degenerate hipster! Toilet Cobra that is, not Jon Langford.

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin

The Creepy Touch! Episode 7: Damian Abraham of Fucked Up!

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

In this episode: The Toilet Cobra and Fucked Up’s lead singer Damian “Pink Eyes” Abraham have a tender talkabout in the back of record cave, Academy Records. These two goofs flapped their gums like back in the day chums about Serbia, MTV, Fox News and baby humiliation. Watch along, won’t you, my darling?

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin

The Creepy Touch! Episode 6: The Horror Convention

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

In this episode: Toilet Cobra gets accompanied by his Dad to a Horror Convention! Watch as Toilet Cobra meets Tom Savini, Gwar and Toxie. Toilet Cobra’s Dad on the other hand is disgusted by the spectacle of it all.

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin

The Creepy Touch! Episode 5: Dinowalrus

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

In this episode: The Toilet Cobra introduces us to Captain Walrus who then chats with Pete from Dinowalrus about rock, architecture and deathtraps. Also some kids get weirded out! YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHED!!!!

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin

The Creepy Touch! Episode 4: Big Apple Graphics

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

In this episode: The Toilet Cobra visits the home of Bald Eagles and BK Broylerz, two artists who proceed to show the camera extreme examples of hate, love and all the other emotions. Dancing, fighting, kissing, cat shit. YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHED!!!!

This is seriously the most disturbing and uncomfortable Creepy Touch yet!

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin

The Creepy Touch! Episode 3: Yatagarasu

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

In this episode: Toilet Cobra sits down with Yatagarasu immediately after his performance at the Pogo in Togo party and make him explain how he makes music with Nintendos while he’s putting his stuff away. YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHED!

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin

The Creepy Touch! Episode 2: Uzi Rash

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

THEY’RE BACK! DINOSAURS! IN A BAND! OH SHIIIIIIIIT! Toilet Cobra has a goofy old time with a guy in a dinosaur mask from Uzi Rash and they talk major bologna about nothing in particular. Uzi Rash are a band made up of punks and they make highly rhythmic music that almost sounds like what post-apocalyptic Inuits would play. YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHED!

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin

Introducing… The Creepy Touch! Episode 1

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Following in line in the great tradition of low-brow sleeze punk shows such as T.V. Party, Rappin with The Rickster, Richard Bey, U.S.A. Up All Nite and let’s say… a little Cinema of the Transgression we present to you The Creepy Touch with your host Toilet Cobra AKA Nick Gazin! Just who is The Toilet Cobra? Well if you ask me I’ll tell you he’s some scumbag native New Yorker with the gift of gab, looks that kill, and a certain talent to get people to reveal their creepier sides on camera. You may have seen him lurking in the shadows or passed out with his pants down, but don’t let that scare you as we’ve just given him a public forum to expose themselves and those willing and unwilling participants to their Creepy Touch. Paired with the visual magic and genius editing of The Vidiot, from music to movies, to the men and women on the city streets The Creepy Touch got it covered and is coming for you next… YOU’RE GONNA GET TOUCHED!

In this episode: Nobunny is the subject of this, the first episode of the Creepy Touch. The Toilet Cobra is mostly invisible in this episode due to shyness and the ability to be invisible. Nobunny’s mask is disgusting. While he was putting it on it fell on the floor and when he picked it up it was sopping with the liquids that pool on bathroom floors when it rains. Then he put that piss mop right on his mug. Ugh!

Originally published at the Mishka Bloglin