Unsupervised Teen: “Just sippin on a squishee with my lysergic demon dogg, brah. Don’t touch my face.” Slush Puppie: “You know that stuff stays in your spinal fluid forever and you’re gonna have cherry-flavored flashbacks and ice-cold brain damage right?” Unsupervised Teen: “Whatevvvs.”
Alf has unrequited feelings towards an underage teenage ladyfriend that he cannot express aloud. He laughs off the rejection so as to preserve their friendship, but inside he is a seething ball of alien sex rage. ‘Alf’ writer Jerry Stahl reveals in the commentary track (not included here) that his original draft of this episode had Alf installing a spycam in the family bathroom. Executive Producer Tom Patchett was not keen on this idea and threw a large telephone at Jerry. Jerry recovered from this incident by drinking some wheatgrass, going for a long jog on San Vicente Blvd and, later, shooting heroin in a warm bath.
If you liked the music, it was by LiveFastDie who are now dead.
Old Dogs will be Old Dogz or else they’ll be Old Dogz but if they are really old they could even be Olde Dawgzzz. I know where I’ll be come Thanksgiving evening with a big ole tub of popcorn! Big shoutz to Jim Heckler for the inspiration on this one.
DJ Fuckhead is in the house! Strap on your pinwheel hat so it doesn’t fly off when Henry Rollins drops his one-of-a-kind old skool hardcore beatbox technique pon de floor! Get in the van and don’t forget to blame The Vidiot!
Not too long ago we said farewell to The Creepy Touch and promised that this wasn’t really the end but the start of something new. Well that something new is now here! The Vidiot returns with a brand new weekly Bloglin webisodes of Kill With Video.
What is Kill With Video? Well it’s easier to just watch than explain, but the long and short of it is a wide array video clip mash-ups and music that will briefly transport you into an altered reality. Think of it as video one-hitters meant to brighten the banality midway through your Wednesday.
Episode one is called Pizza Krazy, and it’s just that! Ok enough out of me… Sit back, relax, light ‘em up (if you got ‘em) and enjoy! We’ll be back every Wednesday with new episodes of Kill With Power. If you hate this, please blame the Vidiot… and Rokhausen while you’re at it.