MATTHEW CARON

Unsupervised Teen: “Just sippin on a squishee with my lysergic demon dogg, brah. Don’t touch my face.”
Slush Puppie: “You know that stuff stays in your spinal fluid forever and you’re gonna have cherry-flavored flashbacks and ice-cold brain damage right?”
Unsupervised Teen: “Whatevvvs.”

Music by Neon Indian

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Bitch: Yo Gucci Mane…is u rollin or somethin?
Gucci: Yeah I mite be, but lemme ask you somethin, is u a witch or somethin’?

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Alf has unrequited feelings towards an underage teenage ladyfriend that he cannot express aloud. He laughs off the rejection so as to preserve their friendship, but inside he is a seething ball of alien sex rage. ‘Alf’ writer Jerry Stahl reveals in the commentary track (not included here) that his original draft of this episode had Alf installing a spycam in the family bathroom. Executive Producer Tom Patchett was not keen on this idea and threw a large telephone at Jerry. Jerry recovered from this incident by drinking some wheatgrass, going for a long jog on San Vicente Blvd and, later, shooting heroin in a warm bath.

If you liked the music, it was by LiveFastDie who are now dead.

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Think you’re ready to take kneeboarding to the next level?

Music courtesy of Hatchmatik

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Edit: Video removed. People were not ready to take kneeboarding to the next level.